god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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