I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
accomplished twins. life is a go
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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