Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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