Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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