"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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