it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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