Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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