he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You made out with two different species that night
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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