Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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