But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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