yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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