So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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