When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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