The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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