u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I cockslap morals
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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