buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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