About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
it glows. i had to have it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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