wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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