He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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