chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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