I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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