some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
