so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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