At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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