Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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