I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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