Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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