Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
wow bdsm is so cute
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