Whoa Z and x make the same sound
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just found puke in my bra..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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