She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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