Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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