What a fucking waste of an outfit
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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