Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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