Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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