Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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