belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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