how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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