He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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