You can't special order awesome
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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