Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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its like you know when i get waxed
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
