I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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