Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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