She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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