I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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