Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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