I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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