My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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