i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Do you still have your period?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
