I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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