his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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