Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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