I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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