Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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