it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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