No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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